There’s no end to the adventurous nature of man, and the bedroom is a place where folks never run out of fantasies. This is why there’s a whole industry dedicated to helping people fulfill these fantasies. And no matter how strange the fantasies are, there’s a toy on the market to make it happen. In this article, I will show you 4 bizarre toys on the market.
Pipedream is a clitoral stimulator designed to cup the labia, the clitoris and the most sensitive parts of the vagina. The suction cup fits perfectly over the private part. The tongue in it “licks” the top of the clitoris and the general area of the vagina, vibrating as it does, simulating oral sex.
Okay, what I’m telling you right here is, that if your fantasy is to have your coochie taken care of orally, but your partner is out of town, this sex toy can stand in and do the job. Bizarre, right. Who would have thought there was a toy that could take the place of a human tongue.
The dial on the bizarre-meter is ramped by this sex toy for the male balls. If you thought you’ve seen it all, well, you have another thing coming. The balldo is based on the science that the testicles are highly sensitive. In fact it is as sensitive as the vulva. So why exclude it from the act of sex itself? Imagine if the balls could be used in penetration too.
This sex toy is designed so that you could fit your testicles in it, and then penetrate with the balls. That is, actually have sex with the balls. Phew.
I thought this had to be a joke at first but apparently not. Sperm stoppers very much are a real type of sex toy – specifically a type of penis plug. Designed to be inserted in the urethra, a sperm stopper will give you an intense feeling of being ‘full’ an unable to pass anything including sperm. These devices can come in a variety of designs but are generally shorter in length and many times thicker. Most types of sperm stoppers will either be made of stainless steel or silicone.
This bizarre sex toy takes the traditional dual vibrator up another level. It was created by professionals using scientific methods backed by research and development. It was based on the fact that sexual intercourse produced 400% prolactin levels more than masturbation. Hence what this toy does is provide synchronous stimulation of the clitoris and the vagina by simulating intercourse. It is made of body-safe silicone and is rechargeable. The individual motors on the vibrator have 5 speeds so users can set them to meet their individual preferences, allowing for customization of both erogenous zones to fit the user. And it is actually shaped like a snail. It looks strange and you’d need the instruction manual to tell you how to use it.
This toy doesn’t come with the striking look of the other bizarre toys. In fact, it looks like a regular rechargeable lamp.
But is it?
This is for men who get a kick from being blown. With this toy, your days of sweating it out in the bathroom are over. You can now do this without the risk of giving yourself blisters from a shortage of lubricants.
Besides, moving something up and down your shaft by yourself is kind of boring. And the usual blowjob cups also require so much work to get to the peak of stimulation.
If you are a guy who doesn’t mind trying something new, even if a little weird, then you should totally read this.
Using artificial intelligence, the makers replicated real-life blowjob techniques to give the best experience. It comes with a mouth-like sleeve for the penis, and different modes that mimic real blowjobs.
This toy doesn’t need batteries but has a plug that you fix into an electric outlet. Simply hold it in place, do your thing and wash the sleeves with soap and water when you’re done.
It’s a great time to be alive, you’ll agree. The possibilities are now endless in the bedroom..